As a long time X-Men fan since the late 80s early 90s. I greatly enjoyed seeing the mutant heroes from Marvel show up on the big screen in Bryan Singer's X-Men in 2000. I also enjoyed X2 in a different way from X-Men, but felt "X-Men: The Last Stand" (aka the third movie in the trilogy) was missing a beat (or two) despite all the time, effort, and money that was spent on that project. Same for "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". I enjoyed "X-Men: First Class", and "Days of Future Past". But again thought some beats were missed in "The Wolverine" (although thumbs up to Ninja/Japan Wolvie adventures), Apocalypse (strong outing, but not quite as much as First Class or Days of Future Past), and lastly (I know this isn't the consensus/popular opinion, but....) Logan. I'm going to try and just stick to the X-Men Cinematic Universe (movies), instead of looking at Legion or the mid-90's television movie Generation X. Oh and thumbs up Ryan Reynolds and the creative team's behind Deadpool/2/Once Upon a Deadpool.
Secondly, this may be a silly exercise since Marvel looks like they're going to be able to bring the X-Men (and Fantastic Four) into the fold, and team them up with the other heroes in the MCU. "People" have been clamoring for Avengers vs X-Men, despite it's relatively recent standing in the Marvel mythos. I'd rather see the Marvel heroes dealing with the Mutant Right's, or Mutant Crimes against Humanity (Magneto vs. the Avengers) (Red Skull doing something shady with the Mutants (not necessarily Axis or taking Xavier's brain etc, just really hitting home that Red Skull is a terrifying nazi and that mutants are often seen as "lesser" or a threat to perfection/greater humanity), which might be difficult given that Days of Future Past was released, only a few years prior.
Anywho, a friend of mine challenged me years ago since I wasn't a fan of X-Men: The Last Stand, to set my own narrative. That's the point of this exercise. So I want to lead off with my revisioning of the X-Men cinematic universe starting from "X2: X-Men United"
X3:
The Mutant Curse - We
start with the X-Men picking up the pieces of Jean Grey's
unbelievable sacrifice and death to save the team from a near fatal
explosion/watery grave (despite Iceman and Storm being onboard). The
team as a whole feels guilty. As they all feel some responsibility
around being unable to save her/themselves.
The
three worst are Wolverine, Professor X, and of course
Cyclops. Wolverine feels responsible because his history had
something to do with her death, and some guilt because of his
forbidden love for her. Professor X because he had a fondness for
Jean like a daughter he never had, and that Cerebro/his own powers
nearly wiped out humanity that led to her death, and nearly the death
of all mutants/humans. For Cyclops it is the worst as he was
mind controlled and attacked Jean, and now he's being visited by
psychic visions/memories of Jean that implies that their love was far
deeper than previously let on and she might still be alive.
So
the mood around the mansion is tense and dark. We're introduced to
Hank McCoy back in the mansion after some time apart to offer
condolences, and help beef up mansion security. Despite Cyclops being
on edge and being off decides the team needs more practice to avoid
any future problems like they had at Alkali lake, Xavier and
Wolverine express misgivings, Wolverine acting as a voice of reason,
Cyclops shoots daggers at them suggesting they're to blame just as
much if not more than anyone else. Wolverines claims Cyclops is being
unfair, but before it can go any further, Cyclops cuts him off and
says if he can't be a team player when the team needs him, then they
don't really need him.
Wolverine
stunned by Cyclops begins to turn and leave, but Storm steps in
diffusing the situation. Going into the Danger Room, the team
(consisting of Rogue, Nightcrawler, Storm, Cyclops, Iceman,
Shadowcat, Colossus, and Wolverine) start the training off with
simple enough combat and team building against environmental. Cyclops
presses Xavier to amp up the difficulty, and this is where we first
see a Sentinel. Cyclops knocks off the head without hesitation.
Colossus
has to save Shadowcat who's distracted by an environmental danger.
Nightcrawler saves Rogue. And Iceman and Storm save themselves.
Wolverine doesn't see the danger that Cyclops has put the team in,
but looks over at the destruction and sees Cyclops calling for more.
At
first he's impressed, but when three sentinels come out of the
shadows, and Cyclops again obliterates them with a single blast, (a
nice call out to the animated series intro) and this time the team
again has to dodge sentinel debris instead of the other dangers in
the room, causing injury.
He
calls out Cyclops for not even attempting teamwork, and instead
putting everyone in danger. Cyclops then calls Wolverine out, and
this time it's Nightcrawler who tries to intervene as Storm is
injured (a call out the time that Wolverine attacked Crawler in the
danger room plus showcasing his potential to be a leader). Cyclops
blasts Crawler out of the way, and ducks Wolverine's punch optic
blasting him back.
Wolverine
then pops his claws and blocks the optic beams starting to approach
Cyclops. The rage blast from Scott intensifies, until Iceman lobs a
snowball at Cyclops. Angry at this he wheels around and starts to aim
in on Iceman, but realizes what he's about to do (as Bobby had merely
thrown a snowball at him). Wolverine tackles him, and pins him down,
telling him to calm down.
Cyclops
glares through his visor, but takes the advice claiming he's fine and
to let him up. Cyclops getting up, looks around mutters an apology
and walks out of the Danger Room. Wolverine glares up at the viewing
window to say that Xavier messed up by letting the session get out of
hand. The injured X-Men are taking to the infirmary to patch up their
bruises and sprains.
As
they're recovering they hear news that a Dr. Rao who has developed a
“cure” for the mutant gene. Hank McCoy stating, that he
personally knows Dr. Rao, is surprised by this development as last he
had discussed with her she was working on diseases and this is a
curveball. He believes Dr. Rao means well, but is misguided. He'd
like to visit Dr. Rao, with Charles Xavier to see the progress of her
work. They also send Nightcrawler (in disguise (thanks to Beast)),
Rogue, and Iceman to investigate more about the backing that Dr. Rao
has been receiving support and funding from a group called the
Friends of Humanity and Worthington Industries. Storm contacts Warren
Worthington III (we meet a slightly older Angel similar in age to
Hank McCoy), to his surprise he also had no idea that his company was
funding such a research project, and he promises that he'll assist
the X-Men in at least pulling Worthington Industries funding from the
project.
The
three younger/disguised X-Men investigating the F.o.H. find that
they're a cover group for a mutant hate group and their leader
Graydon Creed had been in support of Senator Kelly's mutant
registration act. These X-Men are discovered by F.o.H. members as
they realize they're not in support of the group's motives. Iceman,
Rogue, and Crawler put up a fight, but they're outnumbered and Bobby
and Rogue are hit with mutant nullifying darts. Crawler manages to
dodge these attacks and escape, but in the process he watches Iceman
and Rogue get beat and captured.
Just
as Crawler is returning home to Storm, bruised and tired from the
fight. He passes out. Storm contacts Professor X letting him know
that something went wrong. The Professor can't focus on it at the
moment, but lets Cyclops and Wolverine know that the undercover
missions failed. The two of them still angry at one another, but
Wolverine lets Cyclops know that Jean's death wasn't anyone's fault.
And that she wouldn't want her sacrifice to go in vain, or that
anyone should have to suffer because they can't get their emotions in
check. It sobers Cyclops up, but he's still not ready. Shadowcat
offers to go in his place. Colossus has his reservations, as does
Wolverine, but she assures them she's ready. Besides she, besides
Nightcrawler is the best to get in and out of a place undetected.
Colossus wants to go with them to protect her, but Wolverine and
Kitty say he's not really suited for a stealth mission.
Charles
and Hank are meeting with Dr. Rao, and she introduces them to a young
child in a room who has green skin, no nose, and strange bumps on his
head. The two mutants look at each other with concern. This medical
facility seems legit for medical research and scientific
breakthroughs, but the mutant sections has some red flags.
Dr.
Rao assures them that the young boy James is well cared for,
including that he was rescued from the sewers. McCoy expresses his
concerns about what this cure could potentially lead too, but Rao
says the goal isn't the extermination of mutants, but to help those
with mutations that are dangerous or uncontrollable. As they're
sitting there, though Xavier and Beast realize that they're mutant
powers aren't working as well as normal ever since they've gotten
within close proximity to this young boy.
They
ask to meet with the boy directly, and going in to the room they're
hit with a distinct loss of their powers, displayed by the fact that
Charles can't read anyone's mind and Beast feels sluggish, his fur
has receded and he looks more human, despite still retaining his blue
skin/other bestial features. Dr. Rao explains that James, who
calls himself Leech, and that he can canceling other nearby mutant
abilities. Pleasantries are exchanged and the two X-Men feel that Dr.
Rao is genuine in her scientific research and that the boy is in no
immediate danger.
As
if on cue from leaving the room, they're assaulted by a group of
mercenaries wearing F.o.H. badges, claiming that they're (Hank and
Charles) are mutant terrorists here to destroy the work they've been
doing as their foundation headquarters were already attacked by three
other mutants. With their mutant powers not working at full capacity,
being ambushed, they make relatively easy prey for the F.o.H.
mercenaries. Beast actually puts up a bit of a fight, but Charles is
fairly easy and is used against him. Dr. Rao's pleads with the
mercenaries that Beast and Professor X aren't enemies are dangerous,
but it falls on deaf ears. Roughed up, tranquilized, and
whisked away. We see Dr. Rao start to understand what Beast was
suggesting as potential dangers to developing a “cure”. She
begins to back up and modify her data, planning to torch the lab, but
she can't act right away because of an increased security presence.
Wolverine
and Shadowcat make their way to where Iceman and Rogue were last
seen. On the way he tells Shadowcat to follow his every command or
this mission is over, and he'll have Colossus come and pick her
up. They easily sneak in undetected (yay for showing off Wolvie's
ninja training). And find out after a while, that the F.o.H. is
planning a bigger strike, not sure what the end game is, but they're
unable to find Iceman and Rogue. Shadowcat says she can find more
information on their computers given time, but Wolverine is
uncomfortable staying much longer as the security is getting ramped
up for reasons unknown.
She
begins checking through various files, when they're discovered, Kitty
tells Wolverine to hold them off she only needs a bit more time to
find out what they've planned. Wolverine has to fight off with some
success increasing waves of security guards. It isn't until they tase
him, and overwhelm him that Shadowcat is able to find out their
plans. Downloading the information she escapes through the floor in
the process. She makes it back to the X-Mansion with news that
Wolverine has also been captured.
Now
the team is down to Nightcrawler, Storm, Colossus, Shadowcat, and
Cyclops. They need a leader, but Cyclops isn't up to the task worried
that something might go wrong again because they're walking into a
similar situation that led to Jean's death. But Storm takes the
reins, talking sense into Cyclops. It wasn't his fault, this time
it'll be different. He tells her she must lead, because he's still
not sure, but he'll be there for them. Because their family is being
threatened.
Shadowcat
informs them that the F.o.H. are shipping mutants, they've been
tracking in the sewers of New York City, to a third world island
nation named Genosha, as well as ramp up production of the mutant
cure and to weaponize it. Nightcrawler warns that in small quantities
they've already managed to weaponize it. Realizing the similar
dangers they faced at Alkali Lake, they bring out new (closer to the
comic) uniforms, showcasing their heroic nature, but also that
they're better armored against weapons like tranq darts. They all
thank Hank McCoy for cranking out inventions and having foresight.
They
make their assault with Storm as leader on the holding and processing
center. Rescuing the other Rogue and Wolverine. They miss Iceman and
Professor X as they had been shipped out almost immediately for some
reason, with a group of other mutants. Rogue and Wolverine were set
to be sent to a different facility. In the process the X-Men bust up
weapon manufacturing. Wolverine thanks Cyclops personally, but is
told that it was Storm that led the team and saved the day.
After
getting back home and getting the rescued mutants back up to
speed/health. They find out that a group of mutants led by Charles
Xavier claiming to be X-Men have attacked a rally for a Senator who
supports a new Mutant Registration Act. Warren pays a visit to the
Mansion to let them know that he shut down Worthington Industries
involvement, but that the involvement was done through an unknown
subsidiary called Essex Industries. He'll have to look deeper into it
later, but for now the funding has been stopped.
The
final climax is the rescue mission to Genosha. Arriving at what they
hope is the holding area for Charles. They're surprised to find that
it's a prison work camp for mutants, and it's guarded by a host of
Sentinels. They battle on the island, in and out of the prison
grounds. Shadowcat manages to free the prisoners, many of who are
disfigured mutants, but there's a handsome young man, with unsettling
red and black eyes who says his name is Remy and he can help them.
She's taken aback by his roguish charm. With reinforcements, the full
X-team and other random mutants now fighting the Sentinels, they're
able to push back against the machines. The tide is turns against
them. With X-Men and co getting gunned down/tasered. Remy and
Shadowcat make their way into a control room, and find a scientist
there. Remy threatens him with his energy power, but it's Shadowcat
who fries all of the system's computers. Which malfunctions the
Sentinels, making them easier to handle and escape from. With Remy
knowing the prison inside and out, they're easily able to do. As they
reach the Blackbird, they realize they don't have enough room for
everyone.
Remy
says that this isn't the only complex on the island, it's far large
of a system than they realize, but those escaping mutants the X-Men
can't take, he can help. Returning back to New York and their
mansion, Dr. Rao is waiting for them with Leech, and the X-Men have
to defend her against the sewer mutants, who think she's with the
F.o.H. After the half misunderstanding is settled, The X-Men offer
the other mutants a place to stay, but they refuse saying that they
must return home to the sewers. Leech is one of them, and is thrilled
to be rejoined with his family of misfit mutants. A middle aged woman
with an eye patch that actually helped them fight some of the
Sentinels, who says they're grateful to the X-Men, but they have a
family of their own, she calls them the Morlocks, and she
half-threatens the X-Men that not all mutants are beautiful like
them. She gives a nod of respect to Storm as they leave.
Happy
to have everyone back together the X-Men have concerns of how Genosha
could have gone undetected. They theorize it has something to do with
the collars that the prisoners wore, that negated their powers while
in the prison camp.
Warren
says he has business to attend too, but that they can call on him
anytime they're in need. He realizes he has to do more as a mutant,
and not just as a businessman. Hank decides to stay on, and help the
X-Men from a science/tech perspective. Bettering Cerebro, mansion
security, costumes, and the Danger Room.
As
the movie ends we cut back to Genosha and the factory/prison that the
X-Men half destroyed. The machines have come back to life in
self-automation. Which begins repairing the destroyed or damaged
sentinels and the prison.
A
final scene shows Remy meeting some shadowy benefactor in a church in
New Orleans. Who says he has one more job for him to do. Remy
threatens him after having surviving in and managing to escape
Genosha, but something about the shadow man's blood red eyes and tone
stop him cold.
Changing
tactics Remy tries to escape their agreement acting tough and leaving
the church. The man offers vague promises about the job being a
simple job of leading his team of mercenaries through a maze. No more
no less. Remy is still unimpressed, he opens the church doors and
begins to leave.
The
man offers, “Are you sure the greatest thief, isn't capable of such
a job? It'd be a shame if members of the Boudreax family were to know
you were alive, especially the divine Belladonna.” The movie ends
with an outershot of the church, unable to see Remy's reaction, but
the doors closing.
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